Monday, February 19, 2007

theĀ°applicant

Manager : ...now tell what you know...
Applicant: Sir, I know where you and your wife lives and also where your mistress lives...
Manager : Okay, you're hired!... you A-@#$%^&*!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Condoms and Napkins

Condom tells Napkin: When you start to work, I am out of the job for 1 week.
Napkin: You're CRAZY!!!, If you make 1 stupid mistake, I WILL BE JOBLESS FOR 9 MONTHS!

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

CHICKEN SANDWICHES

This will make you laugh out loud!

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Everyday they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!

This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!

"She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.

She said "Oh,my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!